Latest idiotic plan

The governments latest moronic plan to resolve the violence in the deep south is to supply 500-1000 free TV sets to tea shops in the south, complete with cable feeds. The theory is that potential Muslim insurgents will be too busy watching English Premier League football to be bothered with planting bombs or shooting school teachers.

According to the new Interior Minister, Kongsak Wattana

"Most children love watching sports on TV, but they can’t afford them at home. So we are giving them what they love, hoping it can solve the problem.”

Members of the opposition and of the National Reconciliation Commission have commented that the insurgency has causes far more complicated that not having enough football to watch on TV.